This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian is amazed to find to huge boobs on her chest.

Ferris never could deal with his opiate addiction.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

Look not even Rosie O'Donnell was this happy when she revealed she was a lesbian and you're not a good actress, so what's the deal?

For a game show that doesn't really measure intelligence, she sure managed to look bad.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

In theaters 3-7-08. A couple that have separated are each attempting to pick up the threads of a future when they are dealt a further blow that leads to a dark conclusion. And a somewhat-nerdy young man in the throes of discovering a first romance must also deal with the separation and consequent strife of his parents' failed relationship.

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.