Doesn't this puppy kinda look like James Bond?

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

This Christmas lock up your cookie jar and don't leave Santa any cookies. The GingerDead Man is coming to town and he is going to kill your whole family.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.

Tax your brain, and kill some time, with this week’s movie trivia.

In 2001, we created this "behind the scenes" video about the people who bring you the funny every week here at LiquidGeneration. Note that most of these people are no longer working here because we killed them.

If you find yourself talking like a psychotic Guido from New Jersey who happens to kill people and watch Mobster Movies, then this Stupid Movie Quiz is probably for you.

They are celebrity couples and we want to kill them. Well now's your chance.

Try and kill Osama bin Laden, the world's most hilarious terrorist.