In theaters 11-21-07. A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Eastern Europe. hired by a group known as "The Agency" to kill targets for cash.

In theaters 11-16-07. The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge.

Racism, abortion, underage drinking, serial killing, homeless people, etc. Hey those are some of our favorites too! New season starts September 13th on FX.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Stick figure animations are the best! Simple, to-the-point, and adorably bloody!!

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

...Are telling me to kill you.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that will let you kill a person in return for boobs.

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

Whoose Boobs goes for the kill with these beautiful serial killing boobies.

This skydiver's parachute didn't deploy, but amazingly enough, he wasn't killed on impact! Even more amazing – actual video footage from his helmet and his diving partner!

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Learn how to kill your wealthy, elderly husband with just a few seductive dance moves!

Doesn't this puppy kinda look like James Bond?

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.