Here’s a slide show of kids exploring their imaginations by dressing in costumes, which is sure to brighten your day.

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

Don't play with firecrotch, kids.

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

This is what Europeans picture when they think of the American family.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

In theaters now. Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.

Look at the things kids can accomplish when they don't have cable.

The rumors of a NKOTB reunion have caused many to dial their 1-900 numbah to rembah the time when they were wicked awesome.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.