PHOTOS
In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!
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11/19/2007
NEWS
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
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10/19/2007
PHOTOS
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
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10/18/2007
MOVIES
In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.
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10/10/2007
PHOTOS
There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.
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10/9/2007
NEWS
This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?
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10/5/2007
PHOTOS
"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"
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10/3/2007
PHOTOS
"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"
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9/26/2007
MOVIES
In theaters 10-5-07. Watch this hillarious scene with Ben Stiller and his father, Jerry Stiller, as they argue about a pair of panties they found on the street.
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9/24/2007
NEWS
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
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9/21/2007