PHOTOS
Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.
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1/3/2008
PHOTOS
Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.
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12/17/2007
PHOTOS
That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.
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11/29/2007
VIDEOS
Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.
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11/23/2007
PHOTOS
Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.
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11/21/2007
PHOTOS
In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!
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11/19/2007
NEWS
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
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10/19/2007
PHOTOS
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
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10/18/2007
MOVIES
In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.
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10/10/2007
PHOTOS
There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.
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10/9/2007