We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

Valentine’s Day is the time of year to tell your cutie that you love them. It’s also a time to punch them in the face (kidding!)

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

When this kid grows up he wants to be smart.

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

The kid is learning about the good things in life.

This is kid totally has groupies that want to make out with him.

LiquidGeneration does not endorse fat kids running into walls. We simply make fun of them.

This is what you look like if you play video games for too long.

Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

This kid has big balls. And we hope what we just said isn’t illegal.

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!