So, yeah, this is a thing, human mattress dominos. And China just kicked America's arse and stole the world record. So, let's get on this people. This is a rally call.

The gun jammed! The gun jammed! Twice! How lucky is this guy? The sh*t kicking of the assailant once he's down at the end is a little intense, we're glad someone put a stop to it. Watch for the old man with the umbrella, he's the real hero.

We were hoping to see this guy get his ass kicked, but we guess the ending will have to suffice. Karma will do it's thang.

This video is pretty nuts, perverse, perverted, and funny as hell (and our second post about butts today). Let us give you the description from the original poster: "Angry father gives his underage daughters adult boyfriend an option of either a severe ass kicking or a brutal spanking. He opted for the spanking. That's what you get for "puttin it" to an underage girl."

We've been on a bit of an animal kick here at LG, and while we're talking about monkies, check out this one. He's wishing you a happy weekend!

Ok. So, basically, driving in Russia is f*cking terrifying. There are TONS of accidents and it is nearly impossible to receive any sort of compensation for damages (manage to catch the offender, get insurance coverage, then you have the corrupt officials to deal with) unless there is concrete evidence; hence the recent (and brilliant) serge in constantly recording dash board cameras. Oh, and Russians REALLY like to take out their aggression on fellow drivers. Well, the men do. Notice there are no women pictured. It's called civility. If you are wondering about the "poor" fellow who seemingly falls down in front of the car around 1:13 and then gets his ass kicked for it, well, apparently that's a common ploy in those parts. That fall was no accident. It's a straight up wild west out there. And it makes for some damn good footage! Enjoy! PS. If anyone can tell us what the heck is going on around 2:33 we'd LOVE to know...

Nikki Stanley could kick your ass.

In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.

And the fight is over!

How not to do it.

50 kicks in 22 seconds is damn impressive.

Courtesy of Wayne Rooney.

Armed only with a purse, this pensioner kicks ass.