PHOTOS
For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.
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5/6/2008
VIDEOS
When Tom Cruise gets crazy, he gets angry. And when Tom gets angry, he kills Oprah.
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4/28/2008
GAMES
These color boobs are now in video!
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3/28/2008
ANIMATIONS
Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!
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2/27/2008
ANIMATIONS
A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.
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1/18/2008
MOVIES
In theaters 1-18-08. Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, and Katie Holmes star as three female employees of the Federal Reserve who plot to steal money that is about to be destroyed.
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10/30/2007
PHOTOS
Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
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9/4/2007
PHOTOS
Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!
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7/25/2007
ANIMATIONS
Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.
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6/12/2007
PHOTOS
Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!
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3/14/2007