Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.

Madame Tussaud's has done it again… Kate Moss is wax-ified!

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Watch Kate Moss snort boatloads of scrumptiously delicious blow.