Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

In theaters 10-19-07. For 30 days every winter, the isolated town of Barrow, Alaska is plunged into a state of complete darkness. This winter, a mysterious group of strangers appear: bloodthirsty vampires, ready to take advantage of the uninterrupted darkness to feed on the residents remaining in town.

Luckily they chant "K" more than three times or else this video would be racist, instead it is just amazing. Go K State!

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

Plz K thx

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

Alexyss K. Tylor has a Public Access TV show in Atlanta, in which she talks about vagina power. Please watch, it's magical!!

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

Howard K. Stern arrived to booing at Anna Nicole's Bahamas funeral this morning.

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is remixed into the infamous K-Fed "Popozao" promo video. Happiness abounds.

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.