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Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon this sweaty, balding dude and his frumpy, snaggle-toothed wife. They are going to make a porno together. From the UK Sun:
Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes have earned £1,300 from three X-rated movies and plan to make four more to raise cash for a beach ceremony in Cancun, Mexico, next June.
The pair, who have four children, have played a photographer and lingerie model who strip for a romp, and also appeared in a threesome.
Lisa, 34, even dripped hot wax on Tommy's chest at a motorway service station hotel to recreate a scene from Madonna's 1993 movie Body of Evidence.
She also spanked him with a paddle. She said: "I was laughing my head off.
"I have told my mum and most of my friends. They understand. It's always been our dream to have a fairytale wedding."
Tommy, 36, added at Macclesfield, Cheshire: "It's our five minutes of fame - something to look back on whe we're older. It has brought us closer together."
Yeah, Tommy. Five minutes of fame and LETTING THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW that your wife is in desperate need of some teeth whitening and Invisalign. REAL SMART.
Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 27th
Caroline Wozniacki defeated Aleksandra Wozniak Thursday morning at Wimbledon. That extra "I" probably helped propel her to victory.
Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 26th
Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.
Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 25th
Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.
Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 24th
Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.
Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 23rd
Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.
Paris Cries in Squad Car
This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!
Live at LG: Eastern Conference Champions - The Box
This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!
Suck My News Weekly: June 25th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 18th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 11th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 4th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 27th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 20th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 13th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 6th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 28st, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 21st, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 14th, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: June 7th, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.