She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

More exciting than a John Tesh album.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

In theaters 1-25-08. Sylvester Stallone directs the fourth film in the Rambo series. In Thailand, John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.