iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.

We’ve turned one of your favorite 80’s movies into a suspenseful video game. You are Bender and you’re job is to save the rest of your friends in detention from the evil school principal!

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

Shepard Smith has a dirty, dirty mind when it comes to reporting on J.Lo.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

These boobs didn’t finish college, so they got jobs at the boob factory.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.