After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

Fergie looks like the poster child for the Theory of Evolution. Who walks like this and what's with those curlers? Jesus!

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!

Weee-ooooo, weee-ooooo... looks like Jesus called the Fashion Police!

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Jesus is such a good sport.

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!