We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.
Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?
Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.
Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.
Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.
Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.
Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!
And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.
Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?
Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.
A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.
This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.
In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.
In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.
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