Fattest Child in the World
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt
Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.
Kim KardASSian
Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!
Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman (Almost) Kiss
The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.
Celebrity Karaoke: John Mayer
In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.
Jessica Simpson is Retarded
DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.
Jessica Simpson Whores Out
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
Jessica Alba's GQ Photoshoot
Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.
Vintage Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson
ScarJo and Jessica Biel once posed together for something er other.
Jessica Simpson Has Back-Fat
Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!
Jessica's Pinched Boobs
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.
Jessica's Knockers Still Defy the Force of Gravity
Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.
Jessica Simpson Looks Awkward in Pants
Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!
Jessica's Boobs Pop Out
Yeah those things look borderline painful. Let's hope her daddy wasn't around to catch a glimpse at those incest-tempters.
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