If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.
One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.
We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.
Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.
We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!
This game is so loaded with psychedelic cuteness that it will make you lapse into an epileptic seizure! Everyone’s playing it, especially crazy little Japanese men.
The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!
Those silly Japanese game shows are up to their hilarious tricks again! It's time for soccer with binoculars!
In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.
Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.
Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.
Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.
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