Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

We'd just these guys, so should you.

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Everybody in the whole cell block was rocking to the jail boob rock.

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.