Pumpkin Dance Dude Isn't Too Weird

Pumpkin Dance Dude Isn't Too Weird

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

 

Werewolf Goes To Jail

Werewolf Goes To Jail

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

 
 

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

 

Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 

Trailer Park Boys Trailer

Trailer Park Boys Trailer

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

 

Letterman vs. Paris

Letterman vs. Paris

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

 

Kitty Likes Crack

Kitty Likes Crack

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

 

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

 

Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

 

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

 

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

 

Paris Cries in Squad Car

Paris Cries in Squad Car

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

 

Paris Hilton In Jail! Live & Boring!

Paris Hilton In Jail! Live & Boring!

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

 

Whoose Boobs: Jail Boob Rock

Whoose Boobs: Jail Boob Rock

Everybody in the whole cell block was rocking to the jail boob rock.

 

PARIS goes to PRISON!

PARIS goes to PRISON!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

 

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