It's happend with Jesus on pieces of cloth and tree bark, and now it's happening with Michael Jackson on hospital baby scans. What you see here is not just a baby, but the majestic face of the King of Pop Himself, Michael Jackson. This is such a miracle, you guys. How blessed are the parents of this child? Not only does their child look like Michael Jackson, but he'll probably sound and grab his crotch just the way He did. They can only hope, we're sure.

In the name of the Father, Son, and Michael Jackson. Amen.

(via Telegraph.co.uk)

 
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Announcing The Next Michael Jackson

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 12:35 PM

Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?

 

 

Kid Sings Kings Of Leon Horribly, Gayly

Kid Sings Kings Of Leon Horribly, Gayly

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

 

Michael Jackson Fail

Michael Jackson Fail

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

 

Secret Michael Jackson Audio Tape

Secret Michael Jackson Audio Tape

The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.

 

This Kid Can Bust A Move

This Kid Can Bust A Move

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

 

Unreleased Footage of Michael Jackson Catching Fire During Pepsi Commercial

Unreleased Footage of Michael Jackson Catching Fire During Pepsi Commercial

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

 

Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

 

Michael Jackson Sings "Smooth Criminal"

Michael Jackson Sings "Smooth Criminal"

Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

 

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

 

10 Thriller Videos You Haven't Seen

10 Thriller Videos You Haven't Seen

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

 

Thriller Performed by Prison Inmates

Thriller Performed by Prison Inmates

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

 

Indian Thriller

Indian Thriller

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

 

Celebrity Chatline: Wacko Jacko

Celebrity Chatline: Wacko Jacko

Ever wanted to talk to Michael Jackson? Now’s your chance. LiquidGeneration has him on our celebrity chatline right now!

 

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

 
 

Michael Jackson's First Ever Moonwalk

Michael Jackson's First Ever Moonwalk

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

 

Which Michael Jackson Are You?

Which Michael Jackson Are You?

Before you pass judgement on the King of Pop, you might want to ask yourself: Which Michael Jackson Are You?

 

La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird

La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird

La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!

 

Michael Jackson Skateboard

Michael Jackson Skateboard

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

 

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