Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.

As always, the Japanese make everything Internet-funny.

First Jello-O Pudding pops and now this. Bill Cosby has lost his mind.

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

A dog got run over by one of the bikers in the Tour de France! O noes!!! (The dog was uninjured.)

Opening the jack-in-the-box apparently scares this owl – making him shrink!

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.