This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

This thing looks so much more fun than a segway.

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

We've always wanted to carve an ass (awkward).

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

You get ass-wasted everyday. Don’t you think it’s time to see what drink you are?

Is one of your friends downloading movies? Well it’s time to bust his buttered-popcorn munching ass.

Whoose Badonkadonk Butt is the internet’s #1 celebrity rump shaker game. We show you three robust asses and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.