America rocks! Independence rules! Liberty is totally frickin’ amazing!

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

First rule of live broadcasting, say what you're thinking unless what you're thinking is racist.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

We told you the rules. You didn’t listen.

Whoose boobs takes you back to the age of the dinosaur. 1993! JURASSIC PARK STILL RULES!

Don’t break it, and you'll be fine.

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!

"You Got Served" got shrinky-dinked! Midget breakdancers rule!

The Japanese are insane geniuses? Yes. Live video games rule!

Finally, colleges telling it like it is.

This. Guy. Rules. "Heeeeell Naaaw."

Inexperienced grape stompers don't know the first rule: never fall off the platform.

Simplest Rule of Comedy: falling on your face is hilarious!

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

Nudist colonies have the lamest rules...

They're learning about what's important.