Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

It's time to guess the celebrity sideboob because the rest of the boob is just too boring.

We show you a tattoo and you guess which celebrity was stupid enough to get it.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

Find the difference between two photos and SAVE THE PLANET. Okay, not really.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

It’s time to laugh at celebrity misfortune and guess which celebs got hacked up under the knife. We show you bad plastic surgery, you guess the celeb!

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

If you can match these tattoos with which celebrity’s wearing them, well you’re just as useless in life as we are.

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We show you missing limbs and other deformities, you guess which celebrity they belong to.

Can you spot what’s different between two sexy photos of Bond girls?

Find out who said the most stupidest things you’ve ever heard in this celebrity quote game!

Peel back your eyelids and search for the sexy differences in the photos we show you. We even time you!