We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

And the internet responds to the bailout.

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

Can you tell the difference between a celebrity who's a cougar and one who's not?

She's also the most downloaded granny on the internet.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

The side of the boob is the best part of the boob if you ask the LG BoobGame Makers. They know their stuff.

A man falls unexpectedly; another man expectedly posts it on the internet.

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Referee Sergei Shmolik was drunk while officiating a Belarus league match, he's now officially the most famous Belurusian on the internet.

This week we celebrate models who’ve dated celebrities – not to get ahead, but for love!

There is no better way to see celebrities than by checking out Google's Street View of Hollywood.

Stupid famewhoring internet puppies.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.