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FAT KONG
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Sexy or Ugly Friend?
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As some of you may have guessed, my thoughts on Christmas are a little conflicted. It's not like I have a vendetta against it like some people think. I mean, good for them. They managed to co-opt the solstice celebration. I'm not crazy about it, but it's not like I don't put up a tree and a few wreaths.
The thing that drives me nuts is the Santa Claus thing. Namely the notion that I invented Santa Claus to take the spotlight off Jesus during his birthday. Some say his name is "Santa" because it's just "Satan" with the "N" placed in front of the "T". I feel slightly insulted by the notion that I can turn into a serpent on a whim and tempt Eve out of paradise, but that when concocting a campaign to influence every Christian child in the world for hundreds of years I would just spell my name with a few letters switched around.
Triumph the Insult Comic at Comic Con
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.
Triumph the Insult Comic at the RNC
Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.
Dirty Airline Confirmation Code
Southwest's randomly-generated confirmation code decided to insult this female passenger.
Triumph Goes to the Tonys
Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.
K-Fed's Burger Commercial
Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!
Tickle Me Emo
Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?
Joan Rivers Drunk at Award Show
Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!