The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.

The F.C.C is going a little too far with this censorship thing, dontcha think?

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?