Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

A dude trolls a Ventrilo clan channel with a Duke Nukem soundboard, and some woman goes absolutely ballistic about it. Hilarious AND geeky!

This Middle Eastern burial is very traditional – until the worst possible thing happens.

Is too windah ovah heer!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

BRB need 2 write it down

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Douche Gone Wild.

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

Wax On Radio are a collective from Logan Square, an area on the West side of Chicago that is quickly becoming a hotbed for new and emerging indie acts. They were kind enough to swing by our studio while they were on tour and we always welcome bands from the Midwest through our doors. Plus anyone that plays the guitar upside down is pretty awesome in our book!