Your percolating hormones can only mean one thing, its Who Would You Rather time!

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

Someone programmed this awesome-bot to skateboard and roller skate! Seriously, no animation here!

What sport is yet to be parodied in a major motion picture? Why, professional figure skating, that's what! I can't wait to see Well Ferrell skate his butt off.

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.

Vanilla Ices or Eminems? You decide!

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