Do iPhones come with Snake? Now that would be a reason to upgrade.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

In theaters 3-14-08. A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race.

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

That is one hell of a trick and also probably pretty practical in his village.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.

Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

In theaters 12-14-07. Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. But he is not alone...

Welcome human visitor to the REALM OF THE BOOB GOBLINS! You have been chosen as our new king, now let us pleasure you with our boob jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

A girl gets tossed around like a ragdoll when her friends strap her into a human slingshot. AWESOME!

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!