If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

How do you get phone calls when you're only wearing a towel??

Shepard Smith has a dirty, dirty mind when it comes to reporting on J.Lo.

Apparently AIDS is so rampant in Africa that they have to use protection on even their umbrellas.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

Rock out with this awesome band name game! Match up pictures to spell out band and artist names. And if it’s too hard, you can always trash your hotel room.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

The Favourite Sons stopped by our craptacular studios to perform some songs that you'll totally be humming in the next few days. Don't believe us? Listen!

We've been searching for ways to make video gaming more sexy while making you more horny. We think we've found the answer. Girls + Video Games FTW!

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

Borat sure knows how to make an entrance! Plus he's respectful to women.

You should have seen her try to get the bugs off her eyeballs.

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!

MC BlakkBeard brings new meaning to the phrase "Yo Ho Ho!"

The Simpsons intro theme song comes to life!

This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.

Check out how this chick passes out on live television!

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.