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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 

House of 1000 Muppets

House of 1000 Muppets

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

 

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

 

Celebrity Slaughter House

Celebrity Slaughter House

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

 

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

Would You Survive A Horror Movie?

Would You Survive A Horror Movie?

Would you survive in a horror movie? Find out by taking this quiz! Last House On The Left Now In Theaters!

 

Bush's White House Invasion

Bush's White House Invasion

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

 
 

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

 

No Sleep Till White House

No Sleep Till White House

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

 
 

Head Bobbing Kittens

Head Bobbing Kittens

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

 

Mr. Belding: A True Hero

Mr. Belding: A True Hero

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

 

Christina's Veiny Monster Boobs

Christina's Veiny Monster Boobs

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

 

House Party of the Year

House Party of the Year

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

 

Aretha Franklin Steals

Aretha Franklin Steals

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

 

Quick Thinking

Quick Thinking

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

 

Podge has a schedule

Podge has a schedule

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

 

Full House of Zombies

Full House of Zombies

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

 

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