The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Dita's hot – and can reportedly get her waist down to 16" in a corset.

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!