Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.

Here's a golfing game that even your grandma can play, but won't.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

This week Who’d You Rather takes a trip down the rabbit hole so we can look up the dresses of the hottest girls in Fantasy!

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

Caroline Wozniacki defeated Aleksandra Wozniak Thursday morning at Wimbledon. That extra "I" probably helped propel her to victory.

Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.