Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

A girl gets tossed around like a ragdoll when her friends strap her into a human slingshot. AWESOME!

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

Ever wanted to learn how to make a game? More importantly, how to make a LG Game? One day we’ll make one of those, but for now, let this sexy teacher give you a lesson in anatomy.

Midnight Movies are without a doubt one of the best bands in the Los Angeles area. We somehow tricked them to come to the LG Studios and play us some of that good times music. Channeling the Velvet Underground never sounded (or looked) so good.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?