I didn't know there was a world championship for footbag. I also didn't know it was called footbag. It looks a lot like hacky sack.

Well, it's happened again. You've blasted through another year and suddenly it's Thanksgiving again. We do a big Thanksgiving down here. It's a good holiday for a diverse crowd, since it's secular and you don't really need to explain much, even to people who have never heard of it. Have a big feast, open a few bottles of wine. Everybody "gets it". And holidays that center around cooking are big in Hell, since heat is easy to come by in a lake of fire that burns hotter than the hottest earthly flame.

I'm hosting this year like I always do. It used to be a real treat for everyone to come to my place, since I lived in the most exclusive neighborhood in all of Hell. Guests would make jokes like "What's the cover charge going to be?" But while my neighborhood was nice when I moved in, it's pretty shitty now. One of the hazards of eternity, I guess, unless you want to move every hundred years. Now the place is really run down and all the businesses have left. I knew we'd hit the skids when I drove by a Souplantation with my neighbor Ron and he said, without irony, "It would be really cool if we could get one of those". It's come to that. Now people make jokes like "Yeah, we'll be there, just let me get my flak jacket out of the attic".

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Watch these cooks get hot with some steamy turkey on turkey hardcore action.

I'm always telling myself I'm going to take up yoga, since there's a yoga studio across the street from my place and I have knee pain that I'm nearly positive is the result of poor flexibility. Unfortunately, whenever I google "yoga" it degenerates into an image search. The result is the Hot Yoga Pose Of The Week segment. Here's the Bow Pose.

Thank God we live in a day and age where people film everything they do.

Some of these chicks were messed up in some serious stuff.

She looked fine dancing, but I don't think she saw the edge. Or maybe she just doesn't know about gravity?

He's lucky she didn't drown him, for scaring her like this.

That's something you just can't recover from.

Not to sound sexist, but you don't see too many women who can drift. Especially this well.

In case you can't tell, Japanese hornets are enormous...their average size is two inches!!!

The prank isn't that funny, but her (over) reaction is hilarious.