These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Barry Bonds tied and broke the home run record. Did he use steroids? That’s debatable...HULK SMASH!

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Angie and Brad came home with a new son – Pax Thien Jolie! Ain't he a cutie!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Fox News has a hilarious take on the Cartoon Network/Aqua Teen "bomb" scare.

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.