Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

Funnyman Richard Jeni died Saturday morning in Hollywood, with an apparently self-inficted gunshot wound to the head. Sadness.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.