Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

That famous dumbass Aaron Carter is at it again in this clip from House of Carters.

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

This stop-motion video of a drunk guy getting owned by his friends is the best example of this type of prank evar! This shall now end the "Drunk Pwned" series of photos. Thank you.

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Watch clips off Paula Abdul acting like a complete drunkard! Yeah!

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.