If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.

Hillary rides on the coattails of the Sopranos finale parody-mania by making her version to promote the unveiling of her new campaign song. Watch and cringe!!