We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

What time is it? It’s Who’d you rather time! It’s our vacation!

These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

And yeah, she's probably high, too.

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

We’ve turned one of your favorite 80’s movies into a suspenseful video game. You are Bender and you’re job is to save the rest of your friends in detention from the evil school principal!