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Paris Calls Her Panties

Paris Calls Her Panties
Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!
6/12/2007

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Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris

Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris
Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!
6/4/2007

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Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite
Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!
5/8/2007

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Paris in a Tanning Bed

Paris in a Tanning Bed
When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.
1/29/2007

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Paris Dents Her New Bentley

Paris Dents Her New Bentley
Paris side-swiped some garbage cans at the end of her driveway, giving her brand-new $400,000 Bentley a few scratched and a mean dent. Let's see how the heiress reacts!
1/9/2007

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Paris Ignores Jay-Z

Paris Ignores Jay-Z
Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!
11/21/2006

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Whoose Boobs Week 90: Rich Bitches

Whoose Boobs Week 90: Rich Bitches
Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.
10/31/2003

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