We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.

We show you a picture of a chick's face and you have to guess what the rest of her looks like. Is she hot, or heavy?

Here is the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Bar Refaeli. I can hear you breathing heavy.

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

Totally faked? Or possibly inspirational? The burden of an ümlat-heavy language keeps it mysterious!

Silversun Pickups have really blown up over last year, what with their single getting heavy national radio play and even making an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. So we were blown away when frontman Brian Aubert said he’d come by the LG Studios to play us some songs. We saw first hand why everyone is talking about this band…one of the best Studio Sessions we have ever had!

Sulphur Hexafluoride is a gas that’s heavier than air – so it works the opposite of helium! These science tricks are amazing!

Cincinnati Bengal Chad John gives a locker room interview after a game, during which he sustained a heavy blow to the head. You think he might have gotten a concussion?

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.