Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.

Goldenboy have been creating quite a name for themselves in the SoCal area. That’s Southern California for all you people not “in the know.” Their latest record, Underneath The Radio, is out now on Eenie Meenie and hopefully they’ll be in your town soon. Enjoy!

Hurry! Act now, before Kevin's concert gets canceled in your home town!

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

It's the real story, folks, and it doesn't have a happy ending.

The members of the New Haven Health Department are required to wear these size XXXL regulation t-shirts. However, they have to provide their own sweatpants.

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

...But train seats are great for lap-dancing!

My other car is a convertible SUV.

Let boob-merica be boob-merica again! Yah, for boob-macracy!

Oh my god this is soooo sexist. But totally cool all the same.

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.

By now you should totally get what this game is about. Perhaps you should challenge your friends and show them yet another way you are superior to them. Let us know in the comments what you think of this round…it’s a tad tougher than usual.

Disneyland revenge is sweet.

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.