Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

These animal-haters made a catapult to get rid of a pesky squirrel. So hard to watch! Yet I can't look away!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

I'm now convinced that Britney's 999% unsure as to how embarrassing paparazzi photos of her get released.

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

I has hard day :(

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Victoria Beckham has finally learned to cover her nipples!

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.