Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.

Look not even Rosie O'Donnell was this happy when she revealed she was a lesbian and you're not a good actress, so what's the deal?

Happiness is a warm summer boob. Guess what song that’s from…kinda.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Johnny Knoxville is a funny guy. And a good friend.

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

I love what you do for me! Toyota!

Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!

The Happy Feet Happy Meal now comes with a handy penguin-shaped toothpaste dispenser!