Happiness is a warm summer boob. Guess what song that’s from…kinda.

Which is really the only thing that makes the event tolerable, oh and the puddles, those are cool; it's a sport with puddles, awesome!

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

It's hard to explain why you should watch this video, lets just say Canada is serious about work place safety.

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

Johnny Knoxville is a funny guy. And a good friend.

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!