It's happend with Jesus on pieces of cloth and tree bark, and now it's happening with Michael Jackson on hospital baby scans. What you see here is not just a baby, but the majestic face of the King of Pop Himself, Michael Jackson. This is such a miracle, you guys. How blessed are the parents of this child? Not only does their child look like Michael Jackson, but he'll probably sound and grab his crotch just the way He did. They can only hope, we're sure.

In the name of the Father, Son, and Michael Jackson. Amen.

(via Telegraph.co.uk)

 

 

 

 

Get close to your computer screen and check out what the hell is happening in this video. Bob Dylan = certifiably donkey bonkers. I'm not sure if he's channelling Tom Petty or he's just a happy-go-lucky albino leprechaun, but this is prolly one of the greatest things ever and I'll cheerish it for as long as it's on YouTube.

 

 
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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 

Grossest Picture Ever?

Grossest Picture Ever?

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Don't Feed Miley Cyrus

Don't Feed Miley Cyrus

Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.

 

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

 

Slip N' Slide Fail

Slip N' Slide Fail

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

 

Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

 

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

 

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

 

Celeb Slutsicles: The Hills

Celeb Slutsicles: The Hills

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

 

Fill In The Blank: The Office

Fill In The Blank: The Office

We show you a scene from The Office and you have to guess what happens next! Don’t let your boss see you playing this!

 
 

Lindsay Lohan Lets Them Breathe

Lindsay Lohan Lets Them Breathe

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

 
 

Awkward!

Awkward!

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

 

Lady's Room

Lady's Room

We hear that is what happens in the lady's room.

 

Tanak Tunak Tun: The Greatest Music Video Ever

Tanak Tunak Tun: The Greatest Music Video Ever

Feast your eyes upon the best thing to happen to music videos, ever. EVER.

 

Man Shocked By Grapes

Man Shocked By Grapes

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

 

Britney Spears Can't Sing For Real This Time

Britney Spears Can't Sing For Real This Time

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

 

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