Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

Britney went bald! Now see what she’d look like with a bunch of even crazier hairdos.

Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

This woman doesn't need to be clinically insane to think her hair looks bad. But she is, none-the-less.

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

Obviously he doesn't shave his own head.

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Local rockers The Oohlas dropped by the studio for a stripped down version of their international smash hit “Small Parts.:

It's my favorite hair salon!

Sexiest sweater ever!