It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

The importance of wearing proper-fitting shoes.

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!

Like the observers, I really don't believe that this guy is able to tye his shoe just by shaking his foot a bunch.

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.